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ADVISORY:
The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks
than the British or the Americans.

Contrarily, the French have lots of fat in their diets and also
suffer fewer heart attacks than either the British or Americans.

CONCLUSION: Eat whatever you want. It's speaking English that kills you.


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You know you're living in DC when...

Mascot Moment


The food supply has been contaminated! Quick - call McDonald's!

 

1 million microphones = 1 megaphone
2000 mockingbirds = two kilomockingbirds
10 cards = 1 decacards
1 millionth of a fish = 1 microfiche
453.6 graham crackers = 1 pound cake
1 trillion pins = 1 terrapin
10 rations = 1 decoration
100 rations = 1 C-ration
10 millipedes = 1 centipede
3 1/3 tridents = 1 decadent
2 monograms = 1 diagram
8 nickels = 2 paradigms
2 wharves = 1 paradox
1 millihelen = The amount of beauty required to launch a single ship



Oldies But Goodies

These are links that have been posted before that are back by popular demand!

Ann Landers - History of the World

Body Parts

Philosophers on the Question of Why the Chicken Crossed the Road

Unwords

 

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